For the Carnivorous Foodie in all of us….by Jessica Chang

Quay Restaurant at the Red Lion Hotel

100 Columbia Street
Vancouver, WA 98660

I’m not going to post their phone number or website because you don’t need it.  I struggled whether to post the address.

So we had a bit of a miscommunication with restaurant.com.  We didn’t read the fine print very well!  A lesson to everyone who uses these coupons!!! Meat-O-Meter is still grieving over his loss of $.  We thought the restaurant.com coupon was good for whenever, but apparently it is for DINNER ONLY.  We didn’t find this out until AFTER we ate everything we ordered.  Ouch!

What we ordered:  Fish and chips, Chop Chop Salad (shrimp, olives, mushroom, tomato) and a bowl of the Soup of the Day: Tomato base Halibut.

How we ordered it: Fish and chips without the chips.  Subbed in side of fruit instead.  Unfortunately the cole slaw had a cream type base to it.

What we got:

Yes, ALL of the shrimp are visible in this picture.  They all can be counted by using 4  out of  5 fingers on one hand.

Cost: Chop Chop Salad:  $15.95, Fish and Chips:  $15.95.  Soup:  eh….Man, this is almost embarrassing……

Quantity: Ugh!

Quality: “There is no amount of quality that could offset the ridiculousness of this meal” – MEAT-O-METER

MEAT-O-METER says!  (I think we know where this is headed.)

If this review will prevent just ONE person from going here for any meal, it will have subsided just some of the buyer’s remorse we feel whenever we think about this experience.  Yeah yeah yeah, the view of the river is wonderful, but I’d rather stand on the I-5 bridge during rush hour.

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